Samurai

I thought all the Samurais had died except Tom Cruise, but here is some video proof to the contrary.

FlyLo

Flying Lotus is cool. He makes me want to try DMT and like jazz more.

Pickathon

Here are some of the high light performers from last year's Pickathon. See you this August in Happy Valley.

Frank Fairfield - "Poor Old Lance" from MizzMeister on Vimeo.

FRANK FAIRFIELD - Official Trailer from More Dust Than Digital on Vimeo.

BLIND BOY PAXTON - Nordstrom, Seattle from More Dust Than Digital on Vimeo.

FRANK FAIRFIELD & BLIND BOY PAXTON from More Dust Than Digital on Vimeo.

BLIND BOY PAXTON - Banjo Lesson from More Dust Than Digital on Vimeo.

SALLIE FORD - "Rock & Roll" from More Dust Than Digital on Vimeo.

Crime and Punishment

If you have read Crime and Punishment then you will get a kick out of this 50's Batman themed version: http://www.againwiththecomics.com/2007/08/batman-by-dostoyevsky.html

This is why I don't drink coffee.

Epiphany

I just realized that stubills is short for student bills. I have been receiving these emails for four years now! I have finally cracked the code...

1st of the month

Yeah you know what time it is. Time to hustle that rent. Get that money.

The Gwarp Movements

Holding farts in bed with someone you don’t know very well is always a kind of painful experience.

Based God

Attention Spans? Do we have those any more? Not in an age where Lil B a.k.a. Based God releases a mixtape with 676 songs. I found this to be a staggering number. Don't get me wrong I don't revere Lil B he is one of the worst rappers out there, but this is the reason everyone is talking about him. I saw Lil B perform with The Pack two years ago so I know most of this material has been produced since then, meaning he has recorded around 2 songs a day since I saw him. If you think that shits unreal I looked on wikipedia and they claim young based god has come out with 1500 tracks as of July 2010 and he has not slowed down since then. It is a pretty fucked up age when an artist can be loved for the quantity over quality approach, but that is exactly what is happening. Lil B is a horrible rapper and yet may just be the hardest working MC in the game. If you have not heard of Based God yet you will soon.

Sound the Horn of Gondor

Today I typed Bromansion into google and much to my dismay the first result that came up was not our blog, but instead I found this. This group describes themselves as, "Just a bunch of bros living life in a college town, man." Which sounds oddly familiar. Not only that, they also have a facebook page that comes up from the google search that is linked to their twitter. I also found a bromansion definition on urban dictionary that I suspect to be posted by the same guys. I am pissed as fuck that these nobodies are stealing our fire! We have 3 fucking followers! What does it take these days to be searchable by google? What do these guys have that we don't? Is it because they make references to holocaust jokes and deny global warming on their tweets (true shit)? We are going to war and I will not rest till I have stabbed every one of these bros in the heart. These guys are over in Madison, but I already got my inside man Eric Nguyen doing recon. Bromansion in the words of DMX, "Knock kncok. Open up your door it's real!"

All hail Comandante Tedward Techy

From the rank and file of the band of Luddites would rise one such hero to unite the various factions of all anti-phonefuckers. While billions of people of every nationality and sexual preference had been enslaved by the accursed iFuck (a rather clever title coined by the Luddites after the initial beta testing of the iPhone5 and eventual release of the iPhone6 Assassin Model. People thought it had a "badass" name, but little did they realized the deadly reality behind it. Wow, what a long parenthetic display of information...), there still was a core contingency of rebels spread throughout the world needing a united battle cry. Techy swiftly rode through the ranks, smashing and obliterating iFucks with his precious-metal stained, American made steel-toe work boots and crude iron mallet. Into battle he marched, mallet in one hand, the proud banner of the Luddites fluttering in the wind, in the other. On the banner bore an image of the vile Assassin Model (LED touchscreen/fuck-hole/cyanide syringe vividly illustrated) on the verge of its own destruction; an oversized hammer of Thor hovering above its head, swung by the mighty arm of Luddites everywhere. After the battle had been raged, the tattered colors driven into the ground in triumph, Techward Alluwicious Techy declared himself the ruler of the Free Peoples of Middle Earth...wait, hold on. Wrong story. Something about fuckable phones are whatnot. Forget about it.

The Matrix

About a decade ago a little known independent melodrama film was released warning of a technological appocalypse, it was dubbed The Matrix. Humans were enslaved by the technology they created and a only a handful of humans waged a resistance against the machine army. This may only seem like a badass sci-fi film, but do not be so easily fooled. Enter man's favorite toy the iPhone. This convenient play thing is taking over the lives of millions with its on the go web access. We are on the cusp of human destruction. There is really only one reason that any person should have to disengage from their iPhone and that is sex. The iPhone knows this hence the soon to be released iPhone 5. While constantly interacting with an iPhone may seem like masturbation the iPhone 5 will actually be masturbation (consequently destroying the entire market for the fleshlight). While the entire human race is pacified the iPhone 5 will create deadly assassin robots in the form of iPhone 6, like some Terminator rise of the Machines Shit, that will enslave the human race. We must look to the ones that saw it coming, the Luddites. The Luddites were a group of British textile artisans that destroyed mechanized knitting looms. We must all join as modern Luddites and take up our hammers, axes, and guns (without computer targeting systems) because shits about to get real fucked up. Join me in our rally cry, "I will have phone sex, but never sex with a phone!"

A lesson in fine arts 2

It has been a while since I dropped SellickWaterfallSandwich on you so now it is time for the second installment of Bromansion's pretentious art education...

If you are on the up and up in the hip hop scene you likely have heard Das Racist. Those brown troublemakers are up to it again in their new release Swate.

In other news martian rapper, Weezy, has come out with his Superbowl anthem Green and Yellow. Listen for Wayne saying "This is Green Bay, Bitch we go hard..." and "Im a cheese head..." If that is not pathetic Im not sure what is. Besides where is his loyalty to the Saints?

Go cop these joints and if you are not convinced that football sucks and that Das Racist are the new kings of hip hop then you must just like folk.

Can you teach me how da do dat?

Manliness

Today Cindy bought us Manhood Tea. It is a male elixir. Hopefully after drinking this I will never cry in the act again.