Today I typed Bromansion into google and much to my dismay the first result that came up was not our blog, but instead I found this. This group describes themselves as, "Just a bunch of bros living life in a college town, man." Which sounds oddly familiar. Not only that, they also have a facebook page that comes up from the google search that is linked to their twitter. I also found a bromansion definition on urban dictionary that I suspect to be posted by the same guys. I am pissed as fuck that these nobodies are stealing our fire! We have 3 fucking followers! What does it take these days to be searchable by google? What do these guys have that we don't? Is it because they make references to holocaust jokes and deny global warming on their tweets (true shit)? We are going to war and I will not rest till I have stabbed every one of these bros in the heart. These guys are over in Madison, but I already got my inside man Eric Nguyen doing recon. Bromansion in the words of DMX, "Knock kncok. Open up your door it's real!"
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